Qais Hammad
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Committee position | Alumni officer |
| Nationality | English |
| College | Oriel |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Oriel |
| Teams | Blues, Centaurs, Colleges, Oriel 1st |
| Matriculation year | 2006 |
Statistics
for all clubs
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 19 (4) | 1549 | 00 | 3 (0) | |
| This season | 7 (1) | 600 | 00 | 3 (0) | |
| Career | 31 (6) | 2550 | 00 | 8 (0) |
Biography
In his first year Qais proved himself a lively and hard-working striker for the Centaurs. He also made up the defensive half of the most feared and best dressed table-football team in the University, being particularly renowned for his lethal long-range shooting and exuberant celebrations. Having been dumped by long-term partner Lawrence Burns, he has been left twiddling his wrists in vain. Qais is rumoured to be holding auditions for a new partner in Oriel bar this week. Applicants will be assessed primarily on the quality of their facial hair.
Qais wastes no time in taking off his shirt at the end of matches to reveal his impressive physique.
